Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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