How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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