You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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