That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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