Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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