Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
How does one acquire holy water?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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