i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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