After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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