In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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