so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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