Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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