Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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