He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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