what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
