You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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