just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
jump out the window naked night went bad
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