'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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