I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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