Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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