Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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