are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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