So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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