there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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