Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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