did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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