I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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