You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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