i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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