Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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