Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
