How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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