"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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