So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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