You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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