I'm going to jail i love you
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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