And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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