Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
i think im in europe. pls send help
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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