its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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