thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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