No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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