i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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