We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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