If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We got so high we made milksteak
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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