Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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