i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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