i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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