no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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