now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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