I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
