Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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