Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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