"it" just moved
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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