He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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