You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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